About
Jaclyn
(she/they) You may know Jaclyn as that weirdo that sings and swears at bath products as whatsinmybath on instagram and tik tok.
She is also a hypnotherapist and intuitive counsel, and regularly talks about her own mental health journey on instagram. She is the lead singer of the alt-folk band, Golden Dinosaurs and their first EP is available on all major streaming platforms.
Jaclyn only wears dresses as it allows her to appear fancy AF but really, she just rolled outta bed and put on a bag. She does a lot of needle felting and has mixed feelings over the idea of monetizing her hobby but probably will anyway because who has the space for all these tiny little felt pokemon? She has come to the conclusion that the idea of functional adulthood is a lie, and now focuses on how she can be as gentle and compassionate with herself as possible and through her intuitive counsel work, coaches others on how to do the same.
Donna
(she/her) You may have fought with Donna on Reddit and don’t even know it–and you never will. Donna maintains her adult status by working as a regulatory and environment advisor in energy storage and renewable fuels. She can and will talk your ear off about environmental regulations and bats.
Donna consistently forgets that she is a grown adult who has been entrusted with two cats. She enjoys cooking when there isn’t a recipe, has given up on baking, and enjoys pretending to be a beauty guru while she does her eyeshadow poorly. She can ride a bike and is trying harder to get over her fear of being run over while on it. Every five years or so, Donna has a very intense month where she obsessively listens to U2’s Joshua Tree album, like the world’s most basic werewolf.